








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1709 | 30% |
| Smokes | 685 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 1627 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1654 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $918,903 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 383 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LebbencsLeves | 48% | 25 |
| #2 | Bléyz | 47% | 30 |
| #3 | Flacky | 46% | 183 |
| #4 | HalálMalac11 | 46% | 131 |
| #5 | K.A.N | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flacky | 34 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | HalálMalac11 | 15 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Bob | 10 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | Adolf Lifter | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Bléyz | 4 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flacky | 440 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Bob | 147 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Adolf Lifter | 128 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | K.A.N | 86 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Bléyz | 86 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flacky | +2.41 | 64 | 57 |
| #2 | Bob | +2.25 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | Bléyz | +0.98 | 51 | 63 |
| #4 | VortexX | -0.10 | 72 | 37 |
| #5 | HalálMalac11 | -0.72 | 34 | 19 |





