








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,930 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2294 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1841 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1815 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1980 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $318,378 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrBanii | 63% | 51 |
| #2 | Krag hellcase.org ****-SKINS.COM | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | Bob | 53% | 121 |
| #4 | Banjo_ɐᵷᵷıᴎ | 52% | 50 |
| #5 | Flacky | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob | 17 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Banjo_ɐᵷᵷıᴎ | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Flacky | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | MrBanii | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | VortexX | 5 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob | 306 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Flacky | 160 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Banjo_ɐᵷᵷıᴎ | 116 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | RoundSky | 98 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | MrBanii | 93 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob | +3.79 | 75 | 48 |
| #2 | MrBanii | +1.94 | 70 | 57 |
| #3 | ✪ QnK | +1.83 | 71 | 51 |
| #4 | Flacky | +1.35 | 55 | 52 |
| #5 | Krag hellcase.org ****-SKINS.COM | +0.43 | 52 | 53 |





