








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 536 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 162 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4145 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,802 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1632 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1536 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2759 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1875 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,407,343 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 427 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ramus | 876 | 0.25 | 21 min |
| #2 | ๐๐๐๐๐ | 374 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | mump | 271 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | Testo-Matti | 251 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | ั ะฟัะพะดะฐะปัะฒะพั ะผะฐัั | 170 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ั ะฟัะพะดะฐะปัะฒะพั ะผะฐัั | +3.42 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | mump | +2.93 | 59 | 58 |
| #3 | Ramus | +2.72 | 80 | 66 |
| #4 | ๐๐๐๐๐ | +1.46 | 70 | 58 |
| #5 | President cornholio | +1.03 | 77 | 49 |





