








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
583 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 973 | 42% |
| Smokes | 616 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 394 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 338 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $80,975 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Himke1Up™ | 76% | 33 |
| #2 | Yuga | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | C9H13N | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Himke1Up™ | 76% | 33 |
| #2 | Yuga | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | C9H13N | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Himke1Up™ | 19 | 0.0305 |
| #2 | C9H13N | 7 | 0.0219 |
| #3 | Yuga | 4 | 0.0290 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C9H13N | 54 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | Himke1Up™ | 47 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Yuga | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Himke1Up™ | +8.55 | 89 | 47 |
| #2 | C9H13N | +0.48 | 49 | 46 |
| #3 | Yuga | -2.69 | 25 | 36 |
| #4 | Ac9M | -2.80 | 53 | 49 |





