








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6295 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4720 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2868 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3924 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,120,636 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 세나 | 67% | 139 |
| #2 | Project Neko | 63% | 40 |
| #3 | isSeo | 61% | 179 |
| #4 | JaeS2 | 60% | 230 |
| #5 | 서지민이다 | 59% | 260 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 서지민이다 | 1204 | 0.23 | 26 min |
| #2 | isSeo | 735 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #3 | JaeS2 | 586 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | ddakbro | 427 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | 세나 | 326 | 0.12 | 7 min |





