








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3884 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3024 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1836 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2466 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $749,059 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LauriD | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | kaL^s | 50% | 163 |
| #3 | muffinssi | 49% | 154 |
| #4 | ArcticYummy | 48% | 129 |
| #5 | tuomis | 47% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | kaL^s | 50% | 163 |
| #3 | muffinssi | 49% | 154 |
| #4 | ArcticYummy | 48% | 129 |
| #5 | tuomis | 47% | 215 |
| #6 | Pyrdi | 46% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuomis | 21 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | muffinssi | 12 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Pyrdi | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | kaL^s | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | ArcticYummy | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pyrdi | 1072 | 0.32 | 33 min |
| #2 | kaL^s | 741 | 0.22 | 23 min |
| #3 | muffinssi | 683 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #4 | ArcticYummy | 451 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #5 | tuomis | 193 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eestu | +3.56 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | LauriD | +2.47 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | kaL^s | +1.41 | 74 | 70 |
| #4 | Pyrdi | -0.48 | 41 | 72 |
| #5 | ArcticYummy | -0.91 | 44 | 66 |





