








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3068 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1170 matches | ||
| Faceit | 532 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 258 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




116 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12682 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 102,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 24566 | 24% |
| Smokes | 24063 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 30804 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 22926 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,677,096 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7947 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1RFAM | Beetle Juice 5e 玩家 h | 70% | 101 |
| #2 | Osamocený Ryan | 58% | 553 |
| #3 | KRAKATURKIN | 55% | 122 |
| #4 | Mind | 53% | 635 |
| #5 | AxSoNa ™ | 53% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KRAKATURKIN | 55% | 122 |
| #4 | Mind | 53% | 635 |
| #5 | AxSoNa ™ | 53% | 246 |
| #6 | Scorpion | 53% | 421 |
| #7 | Pyro | 49% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorpion | 72 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Mind | 52 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Osamocený Ryan | 18 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | AxSoNa ™ | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | KRAKATURKIN | 10 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorpion | 1210 | 0.14 | 29 min |
| #2 | AxSoNa ™ | 577 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | Mind | 315 | 0.02 | 7 min |
| #4 | Pyro | 257 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | KRAKATURKIN | 191 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AxSoNa ™ | +2.90 | 78 | 52 |
| #2 | Scorpion | +2.00 | 64 | 59 |
| #3 | KRAKATURKIN | +0.51 | 55 | 51 |
| #4 | Osamocený Ryan | +0.51 | 80 | 37 |
| #5 | 1RFAM | Beetle Juice 5e 玩家 h | +0.25 | 74 | 51 |





