








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1085 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 782 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




146 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2867 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3592 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4332 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5097 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,460,145 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1089 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | guyinabush | 48% | 399 |
| #2 | Super Toaster | 45% | 170 |
| #3 | Scoot | 43% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | guyinabush | 48% | 399 |
| #2 | Super Toaster | 45% | 170 |
| #3 | Scoot | 43% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scoot | 32 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Super Toaster | 18 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | guyinabush | 5 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Toaster | 624 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | guyinabush | 264 | 0.03 | 9 min |
| #3 | Scoot | 95 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iamskittsy | +1.65 | 62 | 39 |
| #2 | Super Toaster | +0.27 | 41 | 60 |
| #3 | Scoot | -1.31 | 29 | 29 |
| #4 | guyinabush | -3.29 | 15 | 37 |





