








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 590 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4404 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,413 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5866 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4740 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4057 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4750 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $960,501 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iamskittsy | 45% | 170 |
| #2 | guyinabush | 45% | 211 |
| #3 | Scoot | 42% | 333 |
| #4 | Wigga Wenis | 31% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iamskittsy | 45% | 170 |
| #2 | guyinabush | 45% | 211 |
| #3 | Scoot | 42% | 333 |
| #4 | Wigga Wenis | 31% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scoot | 47 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | iamskittsy | 34 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | guyinabush | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iamskittsy | 194 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | Wigga Wenis | 131 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | guyinabush | 110 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #4 | Scoot | 102 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wigga Wenis | +3.58 | 77 | 89 |
| #2 | iamskittsy | +1.24 | 64 | 42 |
| #3 | Super Toaster | +1.10 | 41 | 58 |
| #4 | Scoot | -1.60 | 30 | 31 |
| #5 | guyinabush | -3.57 | 13 | 35 |





