








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 340 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1552 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1291 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2179 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1392 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,299,951 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kasple | 70% | 40 |
| #2 | s y k e N ` | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | 𝓑𝒆𝒆𝓚𝓪𝓪𝔂‽ | 60% | 114 |
| #4 | *dnL.'_DeKaa #MrK ♥ | 57% | 56 |
| #5 | Roberino | 54% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | *dnL.'_DeKaa #MrK ♥ | 57% | 56 |
| #5 | Roberino | 54% | 173 |
| #6 | Sandari | 53% | 91 |
| #7 | ✪Arceuz | 50% | 20 |
| #8 | ♛ zXobic | 47% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓑𝒆𝒆𝓚𝓪𝓪𝔂‽ | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Roberino | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Sandari | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | ♛ zXobic | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | *dnL.'_DeKaa #MrK ♥ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roberino | 578 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | 𝓑𝒆𝒆𝓚𝓪𝓪𝔂‽ | 312 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | ♛ zXobic | 203 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sandari | 155 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | *dnL.'_DeKaa #MrK ♥ | 151 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓑𝒆𝒆𝓚𝓪𝓪𝔂‽ | +2.77 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | *dnL.'_DeKaa #MrK ♥ | +2.35 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | Roberino | +1.36 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | kasple | +0.75 | 45 | 56 |
| #5 | ✪Arceuz | +0.61 | 79 | 30 |





