








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1045 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 417 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8880 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3325 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4060 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2261 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5346 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,725,024 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3705 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madi | +2.93 | 86 | 46 |
| #2 | Phoness | +2.41 | 88 | 48 |
| #3 | killzone | +2.14 | 83 | 50 |
| #4 | Coco | +2.03 | 80 | 58 |
| #5 | An Apocalyptic USB Device | -2.90 | 39 | 37 |





