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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1761 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 483 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,514 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3019 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4490 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3502 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3503 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,123,995 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 542 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Attacker | 50% | 112 |
| #8 | 【WhiteGive】LioOo | 43% | 92 |
| #9 | JamYoung | 42% | 38 |
| #10 | S1lver | 42% | 57 |
| #11 | lizzyc | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YeahBuddy | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | FeaLsy | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | S1lver | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Attacker | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | 【WhiteGive】LioOo | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Attacker | 564 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #2 | YeahBuddy | 453 | 0.33 | 13 min |
| #3 | S1lver | 356 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| #4 | 【WhiteGive】LioOo | 203 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | FeaLsy | 176 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1lver | +3.17 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | YeahBuddy | +3.02 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | JEE | +1.35 | 60 | 38 |
| #4 | Attacker | +0.78 | 59 | 60 |
| #5 | roYLI3 | -0.11 | 67 | 48 |





