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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,519 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1508 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2531 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2497 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1983 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,049,652 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1887 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shavargo | 50% | 42 |
| #2 | deadlah | 47% | 265 |
| #3 | Tyler | 46% | 69 |
| #4 | business cat tito | 45% | 170 |
| #5 | Shupti | 40% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | deadlah | 47% | 265 |
| #3 | Tyler | 46% | 69 |
| #4 | business cat tito | 45% | 170 |
| #5 | Shupti | 40% | 95 |
| #6 | StrawHatZar | 35% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deadlah | 24 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Tyler | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | StrawHatZar | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | business cat tito | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Shupti | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deadlah | 507 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | Shupti | 142 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | business cat tito | 129 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tyler | 45 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Shavargo | 43 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deadlah | +5.08 | 63 | 64 |
| #2 | Tyler | -0.73 | 57 | 31 |
| #3 | business cat tito | -1.87 | 35 | 47 |
| #4 | StrawHatZar | -2.13 | 71 | 34 |
| #5 | fregley | -2.22 | 32 | 56 |





