








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 775 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2253 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1620 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1284 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1446 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $607,798 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bear | 87% | 15 |
| #2 | Mr.Breaktime | 82% | 17 |
| #3 | OneLion | 80% | 15 |
| #4 | hayanh- | 75% | 12 |
| #5 | χ roxorszszs | 75% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | DestroyBlader | 58% | 33 |
| #15 | Kirby | 53% | 17 |
| #16 | Segalson | 53% | 17 |
| #17 | j1NZO | 50% | 12 |
| #18 | Röder | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CampeR_ | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Bella | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Röder | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | hANNEs | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Segalson | 2 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CampeR_ | 261 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | hANNEs | 139 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | Bella | 122 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Röder | 119 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Segalson | 74 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Askan | +4.10 | 94 | 68 |
| #2 | hANNEs | +2.13 | 84 | 83 |
| #3 | Bepli | +2.12 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | OneLion | +2.10 | 75 | 74 |
| #5 | Mr.Breaktime | +2.00 | 84 | 64 |





