








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6123 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4542 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4595 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6616 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5811 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,273,315 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 928 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quantavius | 57% | 145 |
| #2 | Blits | 55% | 371 |
| #3 | energizedGG | 50% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quantavius | 57% | 145 |
| #2 | Blits | 55% | 371 |
| #3 | energizedGG | 50% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blits | 31 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Quantavius | 12 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | energizedGG | 11 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blits | 465 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #2 | Quantavius | 367 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | energizedGG | 148 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Essential | +1.14 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | Blits | +0.98 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | Quantavius | -1.35 | 51 | 47 |
| #4 | energizedGG | -1.62 | 44 | 34 |





