








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 784 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1144 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1196 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1047 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $291,511 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Essential | 50% | 199 |
| #2 | Blits | 50% | 135 |
| #3 | Quantavius | 48% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Essential | 50% | 199 |
| #2 | Blits | 50% | 135 |
| #3 | Quantavius | 48% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Essential | 32 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Quantavius | 22 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Blits | 13 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Essential | 378 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | Quantavius | 361 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Blits | 162 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Essential | +1.98 | 66 | 54 |
| #2 | Blits | +0.72 | 68 | 51 |
| #3 | energizedGG | -1.21 | 46 | 35 |
| #4 | Quantavius | -1.26 | 48 | 52 |





