








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,437 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 734 | 30% |
| Smokes | 469 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 722 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 512 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $145,343 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 375 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bob | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | LexityJ | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | Supp73 | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | elbe. | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bob | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | LexityJ | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | Supp73 | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | elbe. | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LexityJ | 4 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LexityJ | 146 | 0.36 | 4 min |
| #2 | bob | 39 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | Supp73 | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | elbe. | 28 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LexityJ | +5.06 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | bob | +2.51 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | Supp73 | +1.27 | 67 | 56 |
| #4 | elbe. | +1.10 | 70 | 70 |
| #5 | ImNotGayBut£5Is£5 | -0.14 | 65 | 61 |





