








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 606 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,378 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10526 | 35% |
| Smokes | 8930 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5621 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5301 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $414,535 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 541 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reverb | 58% | 73 |
| #2 | ATlas | 56% | 107 |
| #3 | MF_DYBBUK | 56% | 88 |
| #4 | Bullet | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | Kenray㊚ | 55% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Sebie | 55% | 82 |
| #7 | Krugz | 53% | 410 |
| #8 | 1Nflamey | 53% | 68 |
| #9 | EmKaaY | 52% | 138 |
| #10 | SKOPPO | 51% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krugz | 118 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | SKOPPO | 28 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | Bullet | 18 | 0.0234 |
| #4 | ATlas | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | EmKaaY | 7 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krugz | 1506 | 0.17 | 34 min |
| #2 | EmKaaY | 845 | 0.28 | 23 min |
| #3 | MF_DYBBUK | 480 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #4 | Reverb | 421 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #5 | Kenray㊚ | 343 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MF_DYBBUK | +4.42 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | NOIZEY | +2.61 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | Bullet | +2.38 | 88 | 51 |
| #4 | Kenray㊚ | +1.33 | 87 | 73 |
| #5 | 1Nflamey | +0.73 | 54 | 55 |





