








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 791 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 297 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 140 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




144 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15525 | 48% |
| Smokes | 6097 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4505 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 6247 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,418,509 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExXy- | 65% | 48 |
| #2 | Marto | 59% | 64 |
| #3 | AGURA | 59% | 59 |
| #4 | buzz | 57% | 92 |
| #5 | ferrari | 56% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Marto | 59% | 64 |
| #3 | AGURA | 59% | 59 |
| #4 | buzz | 57% | 92 |
| #5 | ferrari | 56% | 165 |
| #6 | Balde | 53% | 375 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balde | 22 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | ferrari | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Marto | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | AGURA | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | buzz | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balde | 1041 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #2 | ferrari | 442 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | ExXy- | 348 | 0.36 | 7 min |
| #4 | AGURA | 172 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Marto | 156 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puzska | +4.50 | 75 | 77 |
| #2 | Marto | +1.14 | 77 | 53 |
| #3 | ExXy- | +0.06 | 52 | 62 |
| #4 | ferrari | -0.38 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | AGURA | -0.93 | 37 | 59 |





