








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4942 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3512 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1832 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3386 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $532,553 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puzska | 53% | 375 |
| #2 | buzz | 51% | 51 |
| #3 | ferrari | 49% | 85 |
| #4 | Marto | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | AGURA | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puzska | 53% | 375 |
| #2 | buzz | 51% | 51 |
| #3 | ferrari | 49% | 85 |
| #4 | Marto | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | AGURA | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puzska | 72 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | ferrari | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | buzz | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Marto | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | AGURA | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puzska | 2678 | 0.36 | 66 min |
| #2 | ferrari | 221 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | buzz | 76 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | AGURA | 64 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Marto | 59 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puzska | +4.61 | 75 | 77 |
| #2 | Marto | +0.96 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | ferrari | +0.27 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | AGURA | -1.46 | 35 | 55 |
| #5 | Balde | -2.24 | 48 | 64 |





