








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 787 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,853 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1106 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1146 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1098 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1250 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,530,368 of utility $263 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adirit remaeb | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | gurns (zlatan) | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | Speedpeek | 52% | 67 |
| #4 | Marcelo | 50% | 133 |
| #5 | Alberto | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcelo | 20 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | adirit remaeb | 6 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | Speedpeek | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | F1GA | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Alberto | 3 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adirit remaeb | +2.64 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | Tordenskrall | +2.15 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | Speedpeek | +1.74 | 80 | 50 |
| #4 | gurns (zlatan) | +1.55 | 73 | 60 |
| #5 | 𝕃𝕦𝕘𝕚 | +1.42 | 65 | 59 |





