








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 268 matches | 2,078 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5293 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4452 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3665 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4114 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,636,170 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 901 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adirit remaeb | 99 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | eRnssst | 33 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Kassörn | 10 | 0.0144 |
| #4 | spöke | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Dimitri | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adirit remaeb | +2.99 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | Kassörn | +1.13 | 89 | 31 |
| #3 | gurns (zlatan) | +1.01 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | eRnssst | +0.19 | 71 | 73 |
| #5 | spöke | -1.43 | 69 | 59 |





