








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 568 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3880 | 45% |
| Smokes | 328 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 2731 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1676 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,135,055 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1845 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | SoftLettuce | 42% | 67 |
| #7 | agooglesearchofkendricklamar | 40% | 30 |
| #8 | lightningquick1 | 39% | 66 |
| #9 | Xbox Master Race @SkinChub.com | 38% | 32 |
| #10 | ImMcGarbage | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xbox Master Race @SkinChub.com | 13 | 0.0202 |
| #2 | bookagame | 9 | 0.0182 |
| #3 | ImMcGarbage | 9 | 0.0239 |
| #4 | SoftLettuce | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | agooglesearchofkendricklamar | 6 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoftLettuce | 103 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Xbox Master Race @SkinChub.com | 81 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | lightningquick1 | 71 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | salad | 42 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | agooglesearchofkendricklamar | 41 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoftLettuce | +4.84 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | Xbox Master Race @SkinChub.com | +4.52 | 86 | 43 |
| #3 | bookagame | +3.79 | 88 | 64 |
| #4 | TriangleMan | +0.06 | 61 | 54 |
| #5 | tammy bundle balls | -0.08 | 53 | 42 |





