








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 477 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1782 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2318 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2445 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1204 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,345,680 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puffy Boy™ | 67% | 48 |
| #2 | Earl | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | Catch22 | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | TriangleMan | 42% | 67 |
| #5 | Xbox Master Race @SkinChub.com | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puffy Boy™ | 67% | 48 |
| #2 | Earl | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | Catch22 | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | TriangleMan | 42% | 67 |
| #5 | Xbox Master Race @SkinChub.com | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TriangleMan | 15 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | Xbox Master Race @SkinChub.com | 11 | 0.0233 |
| #3 | Puffy Boy™ | 7 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Earl | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Catch22 | 2 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TriangleMan | 239 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | Puffy Boy™ | 146 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Xbox Master Race @SkinChub.com | 74 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Earl | 46 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Catch22 | 46 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puffy Boy™ | +3.99 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | Xbox Master Race @SkinChub.com | +2.92 | 87 | 39 |
| #3 | SoftLettuce | +1.68 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | Earl | +0.76 | 86 | 31 |
| #5 | TriangleMan | -1.94 | 58 | 46 |





