








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,774 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 850 | 31% |
| Smokes | 685 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 799 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 440 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $251,782 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuksu | 55% | 44 |
| #2 | North State | 45% | 137 |
| #3 | Dobsteri | 44% | 43 |
| #4 | Coco | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuksu | 55% | 44 |
| #2 | North State | 45% | 137 |
| #3 | Dobsteri | 44% | 43 |
| #4 | Coco | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | North State | 20 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Dobsteri | 6 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | tuksu | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Coco | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | North State | 671 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #2 | Dobsteri | 32 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | tuksu | 27 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Coco | 22 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuksu | +4.44 | 65 | 32 |
| #2 | North State | +2.44 | 54 | 57 |
| #3 | Dobsteri | -0.28 | 20 | 27 |
| #4 | piritorin paholainen | -2.18 | 20 | 37 |
| #5 | Coco | -4.96 | 20 | 12 |





