








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 69 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 199 | 24% |
| Smokes | 349 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 216 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 62 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $203,195 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MÖFÖN L0PPUL1RU | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | North State | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Coco | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | piritorin paholainen | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | mcperun4 | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | North State | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Coco | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | piritorin paholainen | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | mcperun4 | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | Dobsteri | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | piritorin paholainen | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | MÖFÖN L0PPUL1RU | 4 | 0.0169 |
| #3 | Dobsteri | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | mcperun4 | 1 | 0.0114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | North State | 78 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #2 | piritorin paholainen | 42 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Dobsteri | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | mcperun4 | 8 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | MÖFÖN L0PPUL1RU | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuksu | +4.39 | 67 | 34 |
| #2 | North State | +1.59 | 41 | 61 |
| #3 | Dobsteri | -0.43 | 20 | 34 |
| #4 | MÖFÖN L0PPUL1RU | -1.68 | 4 | 21 |
| #5 | piritorin paholainen | -2.31 | 20 | 39 |





