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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 94 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 736 | 25% |
| Smokes | 695 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 563 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 945 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $208,659 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaBetes | 78% | 36 |
| #2 | mjd | 61% | 59 |
| #3 | BADATPBench320 | 60% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaBetes | 78% | 36 |
| #2 | mjd | 61% | 59 |
| #3 | BADATPBench320 | 60% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BADATPBench320 | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | mjd | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | DaBetes | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mjd | 287 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #2 | BADATPBench320 | 192 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | DaBetes | 46 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaBetes | +6.72 | 89 | 45 |
| #2 | mjd | +1.40 | 62 | 59 |
| #3 | BADATPBench320 | +0.89 | 67 | 46 |
| #4 | Kecko | -0.90 | 43 | 41 |





