








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,534 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,952 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 581 | 20% |
| Smokes | 667 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 858 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 846 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $960,958 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 602 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Rudolf | 21 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Munkki | 10 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Z33CUSfin | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Roqu | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | TestoTumpsa | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z33CUSfin | 329 | 0.31 | 8 min |
| #2 | Roqu | 221 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #3 | dede | 186 | 0.36 | 5 min |
| #4 | .Rudolf | 169 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Munkki | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TestoTumpsa | +3.67 | 88 | 50 |
| #2 | .Rudolf | +3.19 | 77 | 46 |
| #3 | dede | +3.03 | 80 | 77 |
| #4 | Roqu | +2.53 | 44 | 72 |
| #5 | Z33CUSfin | +0.02 | 44 | 76 |





