








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,108 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3084 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2724 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3268 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3032 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $822,187 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 394 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B@rT | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | felipejudel | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | marcoaga1n | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | edd.aim | 49% | 61 |
| #5 | SeykeN | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rumay | 178 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | edd.aim | 119 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | marcoaga1n | 117 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | felipejudel | 101 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | SeykeN | 79 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeykeN | +2.20 | 71 | 53 |
| #2 | M3G4 ハイベリャ | +1.95 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | edd.aim | +0.67 | 78 | 73 |
| #4 | OptimiXta ♿ | +0.14 | 58 | 74 |
| #5 | Rumay | -1.69 | 43 | 61 |





