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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 948 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 894 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9802 | 26% |
| Smokes | 13932 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 7021 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6272 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,164,904 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 982 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NuRoCk | 47% | 270 |
| #2 | Zero__Ice__28 | 47% | 367 |
| #3 | DUB_Man | 45% | 77 |
| #4 | Kaptein XM 69 | 45% | 69 |
| #5 | Slyrak | 45% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zero__Ice__28 | 28 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | NEMISES | 20 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | oukie | 19 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | BaZiNgA | 16 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | BOT Yeff | 13 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEMISES | 1405 | 0.12 | 35 min |
| #2 | Zero__Ice__28 | 1165 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #3 | NuRoCk | 677 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #4 | Scrubs | 381 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | oukie | 309 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZoMBeE | +3.02 | 52 | 50 |
| #2 | oukie | +2.19 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | Zero__Ice__28 | +1.17 | 42 | 53 |
| #4 | NuRoCk | +0.77 | 37 | 72 |
| #5 | DUB_Man | +0.37 | 15 | 49 |





