








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2253 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3097 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1712 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2424 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $814,620 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IronReaper85 | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Sektor | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | The Zucc | 51% | 94 |
| #4 | bubster | 50% | 222 |
| #5 | Southwick | 48% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tadeen | 500 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | bubster | 497 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | RanDomination14 | 337 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | The Zucc | 229 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Layalinn | 111 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Zucc | +3.66 | 68 | 63 |
| #2 | Toxicfrog02 | +2.26 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | Layalinn | +1.73 | 65 | 64 |
| #4 | Tadeen | -0.33 | 54 | 47 |
| #5 | bubster | -0.74 | 42 | 56 |





