








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 570 | 51% |
| Smokes | 120 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 230 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 190 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $123,982 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Pando | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | DAVIDO_DAUGAARD CS.PRO | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | b1g1 | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | 1ber | 31% | 35 |
| #6 | Noscar | 30% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1ber | 21 | 0.0316 |
| #2 | Noscar | 10 | 0.0130 |
| #3 | b1g1 | 6 | 0.0166 |
| #4 | DAVIDO_DAUGAARD CS.PRO | 4 | 0.0308 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noscar | 99 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | b1g1 | 63 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | 1ber | 42 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | DAVIDO_DAUGAARD CS.PRO | 28 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pando | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pando | +9.28 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | 1ber | +3.96 | 82 | 31 |
| #3 | Noscar | +2.94 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | DAVIDO_DAUGAARD CS.PRO | +1.83 | 77 | 52 |
| #5 | b1g1 | +0.13 | 45 | 43 |





