








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 130 | 21% |
| Smokes | 195 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 125 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 178 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $133,032 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaTeo | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | arzbik | 79% | 14 |
| #3 | will | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | will | 60% | 5 |
| #5 | bones | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bones | 3 | 0.0176 |
| #2 | Red Goku | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arzbik | 69 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #2 | Red Goku | 50 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | bones | 17 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | will | 17 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | will | 16 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaTeo | +7.97 | 88 | 69 |
| #2 | will | +4.29 | 96 | 75 |
| #3 | arzbik | +4.01 | 80 | 61 |
| #4 | carp | +2.17 | 80 | 47 |
| #5 | Red Goku | +1.90 | 77 | 63 |





