








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2449 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2504 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2343 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1770 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $616,754 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 617 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T.w² | RaizyOG | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | Red Goku | 56% | 249 |
| #3 | M18 FUEL Packout VACuum | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T.w² | RaizyOG | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | Red Goku | 56% | 249 |
| #3 | M18 FUEL Packout VACuum | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Red Goku | 15 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | M18 FUEL Packout VACuum | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | T.w² | RaizyOG | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Red Goku | 745 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | T.w² | RaizyOG | 47 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | M18 FUEL Packout VACuum | 21 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Red Goku | +3.17 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | T.w² | RaizyOG | +2.09 | 90 | 62 |
| #3 | bones | -0.04 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | M18 FUEL Packout VACuum | -2.40 | 63 | 36 |





