








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 268 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2056 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2145 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2058 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2725 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,353,214 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | urf | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | starBeeZ | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | BOBERpeek peter zwegat | 55% | 251 |
| #4 | kaabii | 54% | 335 |
| #5 | BamBam | 53% | 301 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaabii | +1.72 | 80 | 42 |
| #2 | urf | +1.66 | 59 | 64 |
| #3 | BOBERpeek peter zwegat | +1.63 | 56 | 58 |
| #4 | Leonardo | +0.80 | 63 | 69 |
| #5 | Rawr~x3*nuzzles*pouncesonyou | -1.19 | 59 | 48 |





