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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 457 | 23% |
| Smokes | 604 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 468 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 487 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,817 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jabbi | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | SirahBo$$ | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | Pellyy | 100% | 4 |
| #4 | J3nsyy | 100% | 6 |
| #5 | vasket op:) | 86% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Staehr | 92 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | TOP G | 42 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | Valentini | 32 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #4 | vasket op:) | 27 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | NaughtyFrog | 25 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sl3nd | +8.09 | 98 | 86 |
| #2 | Pellyy | +5.22 | 61 | 58 |
| #3 | Tauson | +3.38 | 91 | 70 |
| #4 | Im Asian | +2.94 | 79 | 33 |
| #5 | vasket op:) | +2.40 | 88 | 77 |





