








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1047 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6165 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5438 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4449 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4980 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,368,764 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Satori | 48% | 267 |
| #6 | ZakręconaFryta | 48% | 308 |
| #7 | Materek | 47% | 205 |
| #8 | Mattyniux | 46% | 303 |
| #9 | ~frs~ | 37% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mattyniux | 25 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Materek | 22 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | crazy_karol | 14 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | ZakręconaFryta | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Satori | 4 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Materek | 723 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | Satori | 502 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | Mattyniux | 372 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #4 | xFreakso | 348 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | crazy_karol | 329 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xFreakso | +5.69 | 66 | 61 |
| #2 | D3ADSH00 | +2.91 | 54 | 55 |
| #3 | Satori | +1.42 | 54 | 70 |
| #4 | crazy_karol | +1.38 | 37 | 50 |
| #5 | Mattyniux | -0.33 | 42 | 47 |





