








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
848 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 638 | 22% |
| Smokes | 979 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 633 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 699 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $278,300 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Insleight | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | WagonBurns | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Insleight³ | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠 | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | pixie | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖕 | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | StormBolio | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Vanity | 2 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | DrDiddlerx69x | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | pixie | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vanity | 59 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #2 | 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖕 | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | pixie | 23 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | StormBolio | 21 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | DrDiddlerx69x | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠 | +3.39 | 58 | 49 |
| #2 | Insleight | +1.90 | 59 | 32 |
| #3 | pixie | +0.90 | 67 | 38 |
| #4 | Vibing | +0.80 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | 𝕯𝖗𝖎𝖕 | +0.46 | 75 | 57 |





