








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2098 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1383 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1727 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1131 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $767,317 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eiddE | 51% | 45 |
| #2 | AleβΌ | 49% | 69 |
| #3 | β πΆπππ β | 48% | 27 |
| #4 | Saya βΌ | 48% | 159 |
| #5 | β€οΈπ―πππππ | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | AleβΌ | 49% | 69 |
| #3 | β πΆπππ β | 48% | 27 |
| #4 | Saya βΌ | 48% | 159 |
| #5 | β€οΈπ―πππππ | 43% | 14 |
| #6 | Chris Tee | 43% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saya βΌ | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Chris Tee | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | AleβΌ | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | eiddE | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | β πΆπππ β | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eiddE | 263 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #2 | Chris Tee | 224 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Saya βΌ | 81 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | β€οΈπ―πππππ | 41 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | β πΆπππ β | 39 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CataLyst | +1.45 | 51 | 62 |
| #2 | β πΆπππ β | +0.60 | 63 | 40 |
| #3 | Chris Tee | -0.58 | 36 | 53 |
| #4 | Saya βΌ | -0.60 | 27 | 24 |
| #5 | eiddE | -0.82 | 39 | 65 |





