








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 485 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1069 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1600 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2014 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1676 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $630,484 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ung Kiko-kriger | 19 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | vetterBoy | 17 | 0.0222 |
| #3 | Ado L fhitler | 14 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | reiin | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Zeimon4 | 10 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ung Kiko-kriger | 481 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | Zeimon4 | 144 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ado L fhitler | 127 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | vetterBoy | 87 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | reiin | 74 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mb | +3.24 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | Zeimon4 | +1.20 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | Ung Kiko-kriger | +0.98 | 61 | 58 |
| #4 | Pihl | +0.61 | 51 | 63 |
| #5 | \T/ang£♿ ᴴᵘⁿᵗᵉʳ | +0.03 | 67 | 72 |





