








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 639 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,971 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4448 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5485 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5144 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1894 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $341,905 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕱𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖙1 | 74% | 53 |
| #2 | Nikou | 69% | 45 |
| #3 | acoustic | 65% | 141 |
| #4 | Jokke | 60% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕱𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖙1 | 74% | 53 |
| #2 | Nikou | 69% | 45 |
| #3 | acoustic | 65% | 141 |
| #4 | Jokke | 60% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acoustic | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Nikou | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | 𝕱𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖙1 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Jokke | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acoustic | 250 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Nikou | 69 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jokke | 60 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | 𝕱𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖙1 | 30 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁LeijjuvaLerssi꧂ | +3.28 | 77 | 79 |
| #2 | 𝕱𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖙1 | +1.65 | 77 | 50 |
| #3 | Nikou | +0.94 | 63 | 53 |
| #4 | acoustic | +0.87 | 83 | 57 |
| #5 | Jokke | -4.51 | 37 | 50 |





