








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 885 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1839 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1362 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 478 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $270,824 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | κ§LeijjuvaLerssiκ§ | 74% | 53 |
| #2 | envi =D | 73% | 15 |
| #3 | Jokke | 71% | 17 |
| #4 | TT : pietuu__ | 70% | 30 |
| #5 | DJtalitintti | 65% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Jokke | 71% | 17 |
| #4 | TT : pietuu__ | 70% | 30 |
| #5 | DJtalitintti | 65% | 37 |
| #6 | acoustic | 63% | 30 |
| #7 | RahulTheGamer | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJtalitintti | 6 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | RahulTheGamer | 4 | 0.0159 |
| #3 | acoustic | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | TT : pietuu__ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Jokke | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | κ§LeijjuvaLerssiκ§ | 161 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | envi =D | 92 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #3 | acoustic | 57 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jokke | 29 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | DJtalitintti | 27 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | κ§LeijjuvaLerssiκ§ | +3.28 | 72 | 80 |
| #2 | envi =D | +2.88 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | π±ππππ1 | +1.86 | 75 | 48 |
| #4 | RahulTheGamer | +1.65 | 75 | 48 |
| #5 | acoustic | +0.77 | 85 | 61 |





