








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 448 | 23% |
| Smokes | 474 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 382 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 635 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $313,595 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adamiko741 | 50% | 84 |
| #2 | Spuito56 | 47% | 89 |
| #3 | Davioner | 46% | 48 |
| #4 | mato389 ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ | 23% | 13 |
| #5 | ✪draBis ツ | 16% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adamiko741 | 50% | 84 |
| #2 | Spuito56 | 47% | 89 |
| #3 | Davioner | 46% | 48 |
| #4 | mato389 ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ | 23% | 13 |
| #5 | ✪draBis ツ | 16% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spuito56 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | Adamiko741 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Davioner | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spuito56 | 440 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | Adamiko741 | 75 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪draBis ツ | 44 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Davioner | 36 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | mato389 ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ | 18 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spuito56 | +6.08 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | ✪draBis ツ | -0.20 | 83 | 73 |
| #3 | Davioner | -0.67 | 67 | 40 |
| #4 | Adamiko741 | -1.83 | 34 | 44 |
| #5 | mato389 ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ | -2.54 | 56 | 37 |





