








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 845 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1227 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1205 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1340 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,702 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heroclim | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | fancerdrool | 63% | 83 |
| #3 | AWP | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | boob | 50% | 84 |
| #5 | starrii | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | AWP | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | boob | 50% | 84 |
| #5 | starrii | 42% | 24 |
| #6 | :3 | 40% | 62 |
| #7 | spence ☺ | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boob | 21 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | fancerdrool | 19 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | :3 | 9 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | AWP | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | starrii | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boob | 214 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | :3 | 209 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | fancerdrool | 142 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | starrii | 99 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Heroclim | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heroclim | +6.34 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | starrii | +3.37 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | fancerdrool | +3.16 | 79 | 29 |
| #4 | spence ☺ | +2.90 | 74 | 67 |
| #5 | aidan9382 | -0.95 | 32 | 47 |





