








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 634 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,228 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2386 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1205 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2821 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1816 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,053,349 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heroclim | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | fancerdrool | 58% | 57 |
| #3 | :3 | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | aidan9382 | 50% | 84 |
| #5 | anders | 46% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | candei | 41% | 79 |
| #10 | Arlo | Snev | 39% | 28 |
| #11 | AWP | 36% | 22 |
| #12 | paw enjoyer | 31% | 61 |
| #13 | xiaoshi | 30% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spence ☺ | +6.36 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | anders | +6.03 | 79 | 36 |
| #3 | Heroclim | +5.77 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | fancerdrool | +4.61 | 86 | 34 |
| #5 | starrii | +4.40 | 72 | 68 |





