








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Esplay | 14 matches | 1,938 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1525 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1410 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1359 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1237 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,763 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KwiZ | 71% | 66 |
| #2 | :^) | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Hypnotic | 70% | 30 |
| #4 | zhock | 65% | 60 |
| #5 | Pronxzey | 64% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zhock | 9 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Pronxzey | 6 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | KwiZ | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :^) | +5.80 | 97 | 55 |
| #2 | puttzybeast | +3.80 | 83 | 70 |
| #3 | Hypnotic | +1.19 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | KwiZ | +0.80 | 75 | 51 |
| #5 | Pronxzey | +0.37 | 96 | 56 |





