








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1403 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 633 | 23% |
| Smokes | 615 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 841 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 718 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $426,089 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | entau | x | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | puttzybeast | 65% | 60 |
| #3 | :^) | 63% | 27 |
| #4 | Hypnotic | 59% | 56 |
| #5 | Tor! | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pronxzey | 24 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | KwiZ | 20 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | entau | x | 15 | 0.0514 |
| #4 | puttzybeast | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Hypnotic | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puttzybeast | 183 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | KwiZ | 111 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Hypnotic | 110 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pronxzey | 79 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Tor! | 48 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :^) | +5.21 | 97 | 47 |
| #2 | puttzybeast | +3.36 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | ^.^ X p o s t E ^.^ | +2.11 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | chawwe | +1.33 | 86 | 32 |
| #5 | Hypnotic | +0.66 | 69 | 59 |





