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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,314 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 313 | 24% |
| Smokes | 310 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 378 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 313 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $94,296 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | π―πΌππ»ππ. | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | ΰΉ | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | polenta | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | π―πΌππ»ππ. | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | ΰΉ | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | polenta | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΰΉ | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | polenta | 16 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #2 | π―πΌππ»ππ. | 11 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #3 | ΰΉ | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | 7 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΰΉ | +2.78 | 48 | 49 |
| #2 | π―πΌππ»ππ. | +2.15 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | β’Tinu' Augustinu'β€ | +1.45 | 78 | 75 |
| #4 | polenta | +0.47 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | JonDeFier | +0.24 | 72 | 58 |





