








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 191 | 18% |
| Smokes | 226 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 428 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 246 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $382,729 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 375 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s3rgei | 32% | 19 |
| #2 | growing gas | 31% | 35 |
| #3 | Ducko | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | Nelstay | 27% | 48 |
| #5 | Bullworm | 24% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ducko | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | Nelstay | 27% | 48 |
| #5 | Bullworm | 24% | 85 |
| #6 | DaveyZ™ | 23% | 74 |
| #7 | FeebleDrankard | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bullworm | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | DaveyZ™ | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | FeebleDrankard | 2 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Nelstay | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | s3rgei | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nelstay | 224 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | DaveyZ™ | 199 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Bullworm | 140 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | growing gas | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | s3rgei | 23 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nelstay | +5.13 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | DaveyZ™ | +2.52 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | Ducko | -0.18 | 49 | 52 |
| #4 | s3rgei | -0.84 | 32 | 45 |
| #5 | growing gas | -0.84 | 46 | 42 |





