








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 672 | 25% |
| Smokes | 738 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 592 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 644 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $114,542 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | masterchef | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | CooperQ | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | BurunduX | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Chill | 1 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | god_perime | 1 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CooperQ | 88 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | masterchef | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | BurunduX | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Stella | 18 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | Richi1z | 17 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BurunduX | +2.84 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | GODelis | +2.51 | 89 | 64 |
| #3 | Richi1z | +1.88 | 70 | 78 |
| #4 | CooperQ | +1.09 | 70 | 77 |
| #5 | gepardC | +0.39 | 72 | 74 |





